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Articles

The McMarathon

October 16th 2026

I gave Opus 5.5 a 163-word prompt and a camera roll of selfies, shaky clips and crumpled receipts. It pieced together my day and came back with an epic film trailer for a man eating four hamburgers.

Systems Engineer to Cisterns Engineer

April 1st 2026

The bootcamp for software engineers who want to switch to plumbing.

Using AI to convert PHP engine from C to Rust

April 1st 2023

The code that executes PHP is currently written in C. Converting this to Rust offers many advantages. This article talks about work in progress to convert the C code to Rust, using Chat GPT.